Bald-Headed End of the Broom

Notation: legacy / lyric song
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Love, it is a very funny thing,
It catches young and old.
Just like a dish of boarding house hash
To many a man it's sold.
Makes you feel like a fresh water eel,
Causes your head to swell.
You'll lose your pride,
Your love is tried,
Empty your pocketbook as well.
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    So boys stay away from the girls I say,
    Give 'em lots of room,
    'Cause when you're wed they'll beat you 'till you're dead
    With the baldheaded end of the broom.

When a boy goes out with a pretty little miss
He talks as gentle as a dove.
He courts his honey and spends his money
Just to prove he's solid in love.
When his money's all gone
And his clothes in hock
And he has no bread to chaw,
He'll call someone to load up his gun
And vaccinate his mother-in-law.
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Now young men take my advice,
Don't be in a hurry to wed.
You'll think you're in clover
'Till the honeymoon's over
And then you'll wish you're dead.
With a cross-eyed baby on each knee
And a wife with a pimple on her nose,
You'll find that love doesn't run so smooth
When you have to wear second-hand clothes.
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