The Five Constipated Men in the Bible

Notation: traditional
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  There were five, five, constipated men
  In the Bible, in the Bible
  There were five, five, constipated men
  In the five books of Moses

Well the first, first, constipated man
Was Cain, he wasn't Abel
And the first, first, constipated man
Was Cain, he wasn't Abel
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And the second, second constipated man
Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
And the second, second constipated man
Was Balaam, he couldn't move his ass
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And the third, third, constipated man
Was Moses, he took the tablets
And the third, third, constipated man
Was Moses, he took the tablets
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And the fourth, fourth, constipated man
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
And the fourth, fourth, constipated man
Was Solomon, he sat for forty years
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And the fifth, fifth constipated man
Was Samson, he brought the house down
And the fifth, fifth constipated man
Was Samson, he brought the house down
Chorus

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