John's sister never knew, or couldn't remember, the title of this so when she asked for us to sing it she always asked for "Getting It Up in England". We knew what she meant. This is known as "Don't Call Me", "The Queens Marines", "I Don't Want to Be a Soldier" or "I Don't Want to Join the Army". I suspect it's an old music hall song but have yet to find documentation for it. I can't remember where, when or from whom I learned this.